A vote for Glykon is a vote for sanity!
No, a vote for Glykon is a vote for insanity!
Glykon Asklepides represents the Foolish Wisdom Party, here to offer you pure and pristine enlightenment.
No, Glykon Apollonion represents the Wise Folly Party, here to offer you liberation through sex, booze, and really bad puns.
Snakes are all about that rising kundalini, amirite? Pure spiritual freedom!
No, snakes are all about getting down and dirty, that phallus, baby!
A vote for Glykon is a vote for a puppet wearing a really bad orange wig. Politicians with bad orange wigs are totally trustworthy, amirite?
No, a vote for Glykon is a vote for a man who will grope your wives and daughters, swindle your sons out of their inheritance.
Don’t vote for Glykon! Vote for Glykon! The two-party system is the best!
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(Who the hell is Glykon?)